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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 29 June 2009 17:33 |
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A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest, when they discover an old bottle. They both stop and looks at the bottle, before they pick it up and starts rubbing it. A genie pops out and says with a mighty voice, "I will grant each of you three wishes!" The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." The genie waves his hands and says, “I have granted your wish!” The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle." |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 29 June 2009 17:38 )
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Read more: The Genie
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 29 June 2009 16:34 |
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It was this blonde woman, taking her new sports car out for a spin. While driving, she cuts out in front of another car, almost causing it over a steep clip.
The driver of the other car gets angry and gesticulates, that she would pull over, which she does. The driver jumps out of his car and pull the blonde out of hers. Then he draws a circle and asks her to stand in it, no matter what, or else. The blonde walks inside the circle. |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 29 June 2009 16:37 )
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Read more: The Mad Driver
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 29 June 2009 15:33 |
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old. " He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 29 June 2009 15:38 )
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Read more: My Dog
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