Big Funny Jokes

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial, an elderly woman.
He approached the old woman and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to [...]

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 75-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
“May we see the new baby?” they asked one.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can have a chat for a while first, [...]