Big Funny Jokes

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth, to his first baby. The doctor comes in, nods his head and informs the new father that his son was born without torso, arms or legs, his son is just a head!
Nevertheless, the dad loves his son and raises him as well as [...]

Here is another, spot what’s wrong with this picture. Maybe you must click on it, to enlarge it, to really see what’s wrong with. I promise you, when you find it, you will be starting to think…

Dear Sirs,
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive!
It’s only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility, that the [...]

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend said to her,
“Go out there and do something that proves them wrong, honey! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself and studies hard for two whole [...]

This picture is so good! At first glance, it doesn’t seems that funny, but if you take a closer look, you will defently start to laugh! I would love to hear the story behind this picture…

A man went on a plane with six kids. It took a while for him to get them all into their respective seats and settled in. When the man was done a lady, across the aisle leaned over and asked him,
“Are all of those kids yours?”
The man looked quietly on the woman for a second, [...]

If you used a computer in the late 80’s, then you will know for sure why this picture is so darn funny.

An married couple has just gone to bed, when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over, looks at her husband and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replies, with a smile, “Its fart football, honey”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After [...]