Big Funny Jokes

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend said to her,
“Go out there and do something that proves them wrong, honey! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself and studies hard for two whole [...]

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived?”
“He was on top”, she replied. “Then you will have a boy!” the doctor said.
The second woman was asked the same question. “I was on top!”, was the reply. “Ok, then [...]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and she bet twenty-thousand, without blinking, on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you guys don’t mind, but I’m much luckier when I play topless.” The two guys smiled and looked at each [...]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened [...]

At a bar a redhead and a blonde is taking an after work beer, watching the news on the television. There was a live report from a bridge, where a man was about to commit suicide, by jumping. The blonde said to the redhead, ”I bet 50 bucks that the man is not going to [...]