Big Funny Jokes

1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep [...]

My computer has been acting very strange, lately, taking forever to start up and surfing the net has been very slow. So I decided to talk to my neighbors kid, that is 12 and has a bedroom that looks like the control center that NASA use.
I came over this morning and after some clicks and [...]

A project manager, a programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road to get to a conference, when the car suddenly gets a flat tire. The three men looked at each other and decided that they would try to solve the situation.
The project manager suggested: “Why don’t we get a cab? We could [...]

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza dude were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes.
“There are only enough parachutes for four [...]