Big Funny Jokes

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have [...]

A lawyer married a woman, that had been married and divorced ten times.
The wedding was a great success and on their wedding night, they got undressed and crawled into their bed. Then the bride said, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the groom, truly amazed and continued, “How can that be if you’ve [...]

Bill Clinton, was out on his morning jog when he spots a hooker, in a corner. As he passes her he quickly says, “Twenty bucks?”, with a big smile.
“No way,” she the hooker answers and looks away.
The following morning Bill is jogging with his wife Hillary and they pass the same hooker on the street.
Then [...]

This was this guy walking into a bar and when he sits down by the counter he sees a sign hanging over the bar with the text, “Win $10,000 Today!” He asks the bartender about the sign and the bartender tells him that there are three different ways to win the money. The guy asks [...]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was cleaning, he looked up and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now when Grandpa is in heaven?”
Grandma replied, “Oh dear, my TV is my boyfriend,now. I can sit in my bedroom and [...]

Sue woke up in the morning, realizing that she was late for her appointment at the gynecologist. Fast she jumped from her bed and rushed everyone else up from their beds, too. She managed to get the kids ready for school and send her husband away to work, in a record time.
Suddenly she realized that [...]

A woman delivered a baby boy, one magic night. When the doctor placed the baby on the mother’s chest. He lifted his head and looked at his mother and said, “Are you my mom?”
The woman, who got stunned, in amazement that her baby could speak, stuttered, “But, my baby, of course I am you [...]

Jack and Jill are getting married, but just before the ceremony, Jack confess to Jill that his willy is only the size of a baby.
“That’s ok, darling, I can get used to that!”
The wedding night arrives and Jack and Jill starts making love. Then Jill suddenly screams out.
Jack asks worried, “What’s wrong honey?”
“I thought you [...]