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		<title>The Stranded Guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, &#8220;It&#8217;s not a ship.&#8221; The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, &#8220;It&#8217;s not a boat.&#8221; The speck gets even closer and he thinks, &#8220;It&#8217;s not a raft.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/sports-jokes/the-stranded-guy/</link>
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		<title>The Lunch Sign</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today me and my friend where standing in line at a local lunch restaurant, waiting to place our orders. I noticed a rather big sign, hanging over the counter. It read, &#8220;No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.&#8221;
Now, the woman in front of us, pointed at the sign and said aloud, to the cashier, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/the-lunch-sign/</link>
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		<title>A Visit To The Psychiatrist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man what he sees.
&#8220;A man and a woman making love in a park,&#8221; the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man whathe sees.
&#8220;A [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/men-and-women/a-visit-to-the-psychiatrist/</link>
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		<title>Why Coffee Is Better Than Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, coffee doesn&#8217;t mind, if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some fun.

If you feels like buying coffee at 3 AM, you will not get arrested.
Coffee never runs out.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee, without [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/men-and-women/why-coffee-is-better-than-women/</link>
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		<title>The Dog Named Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him &#8220;Rover&#8221; or &#8220;Spot&#8221;. I call mine Sex.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog&#8217;s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, &#8220;I would like to have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/dirty-jokes/the-dog-named-sex/</link>
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		<title>Three Guys In A Bar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, &#8220;You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn&#8217;t like the diamond [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/three-guys-in-a-bar/</link>
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		<title>Little Firefighter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was this guy, walking down the street when he spot a little boy, wearing a red firefighters hat while he is sitting in a red wagon, pulled very slowly by a large dog.
As he got closer, he noticed that the kid was holding a rope which was tied to the dog&#8217;s testicles,  explaining [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/little-firefighter/</link>
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		<title>Just A Head</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is waiting for his wife to give birth, to his first baby. The doctor comes in, nods his head and  informs the new father that his son was born without torso, arms or legs, his son is just a head!
Nevertheless,  the dad loves his son and raises him as well as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/just-a-head/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Wrong Here?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is another, spot what&#8217;s wrong with this picture. Maybe you must click on it, to enlarge it, to really see what&#8217;s wrong with. I promise you, when you find it, you will be starting to think&#8230;


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		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/whats-wrong-here/</link>
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		<title>A Letter To The IRS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sirs,
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive!
It&#8217;s only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility, that the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bigfunnyjokes.com/funny-jokes/a-letter-to-the-irs/</link>
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