Big Funny Jokes

An married couple has just gone to bed, when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”

His wife rolls over, looks at her husband and says, “What in the world was that?”

The old man replies, with a smile, “Its fart football, honey”

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

After about five minutes the man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, “What the hell was that?”

The old man thinks for a second before he says, “Half time, switch sides!”