Big Funny Jokes

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn’t like the diamond [...]

This was this guy walking into a bar and when he sits down by the counter he sees a sign hanging over the bar with the text, “Win $10,000 Today!” He asks the bartender about the sign and the bartender tells him that there are three different ways to win the money. The guy asks [...]