Big Funny Jokes

An married couple has just gone to bed, when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over, looks at her husband and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replies, with a smile, “Its fart football, honey”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After [...]

A lawyer married a woman, that had been married and divorced ten times.
The wedding was a great success and on their wedding night, they got undressed and crawled into their bed. Then the bride said, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the groom, truly amazed and continued, “How can that be if you’ve [...]

Bill Clinton, was out on his morning jog when he spots a hooker, in a corner. As he passes her he quickly says, “Twenty bucks?”, with a big smile.
“No way,” she the hooker answers and looks away.
The following morning Bill is jogging with his wife Hillary and they pass the same hooker on the street.
Then [...]

A woman delivered a baby boy, one magic night. When the doctor placed the baby on the mother’s chest. He lifted his head and looked at his mother and said, “Are you my mom?”
The woman, who got stunned, in amazement that her baby could speak, stuttered, “But, my baby, of course I am you [...]

One of the regular foursome was sick, so they invited a new member, named Carl to fill in. Carl was a friendly guy, and the others liked his company so much that they asked him to join them again, next Sunday at 9am.
“Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late, in that case please [...]

Jack and Jill are getting married, but just before the ceremony, Jack confess to Jill that his willy is only the size of a baby.
“That’s ok, darling, I can get used to that!”
The wedding night arrives and Jack and Jill starts making love. Then Jill suddenly screams out.
Jack asks worried, “What’s wrong honey?”
“I thought you [...]

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it [...]

An unemployed guy, sits down to his job interview, at the post office. The interviewer welcomes him and starts off with, “Have you been in the service?”
“Yes, I have been in the army for almost three years.” “Well, that’s good and it will also give you some extra points, towards an employment here.” says the [...]